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(Source: penishole)

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

(Source: carlosbaila)

puertoricantyphlosion:

i don’t know who made this, but i’m grateful that they did

poisondancer:

ON MY BIRTHDAY WE WENT TO A TEPPANYAKI RESTAURANT WHERE THEY COOK IN FRONT OF U

AND AFTER HE FINISHED COOKING OUR CHEF WAS LIKE

“I have a tiny… little, chef that tells me what to do”

AND PULLS OUT A REMY FIGURINE THING OUT OF HIS HAT

HE WAS WEARING THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME AND IT HAD A RAT IN IT

(Source: yugayo)

tastefullyoffensive:

[lefthandedtoons]

(Source: rebel6)